only art students/art enthusiasts will get how cool this watch is
literally everyone knows who salvador dali is
booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS
me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours